CRANKY.

So Today, without any reason I am cranky. I guess I even woke up with a frown on my face. And everyone seems to suck. And everything seems to…errr suck. My vocab is limited to expletives and my expression is confined to a puckered brow.

I am soo bored and Life is such a DRAAAG. And You! who never replied to my mail- Don’t even bother now, just pisss off!! You, who thinks you are like THE smartest creation of God, heehee Really?? YAWWWWN!! The dog out there that just cannot stop OR help barking, put a Happy Christmas sock in it!! The uncleji on the street who cannot stop honking, for all humanity's sake- shoooooo awayyy!! From the keyboard of my laptop to the post that I am about to publish and to next galaxy in space- everything and anything sucks.
I am the self proclaimed grouchiest person alive for the day.
With due respect, This goes out to the world (Just for the day) KINDLY SUCK IT!!

Psst: This post when read in a similar mood would make much more sense.

I guess I never thanked you enough..

Aage Nikal Rahe Hain Hum…

In 1960 they registered with the BSE. By 1966, they became the largest producer of two-wheelers in India. Almost a monopoly, the waiting list for Bajaj scooters averaged 10 years. And then there was Hero Honda with its innovative, fuel-efficient, chic bikes. The market began to shift to motor bikes and Bajaj was a wee bit slower to react. But Better late than never: Pulsar happened.

From an uninspired scooter manufacturer to the best selling motorcycle maker in the country, Bajaj has come a long way. Their latest launch Pulsar 220 DTS-Fi**is THE hottest thing in the market. This one’s definitely male!!

And we are back to Humara bajaj again. Naye Bharat ki nayi Raftaaar…
Check out bajaj-

THEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFSG0YL_mM

and NOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oefu6dBWrJU


** Digital twin spark fuel injection system
Psst: Trust me I actually reeeaaally studied Mechanical Engg. I had like the best attendance record ever!! :D
And for those of you who are wondering about my interest in bikes. Well..I do ride bikes, you know the pillion way ;)